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How to Cuck
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My name is liquid.
i am a cuck.
if you want to be one.
why not try your luck?
Listen closely, then you'll see.
How to be a cuck like me.
Step 1.
Get off volafile.
No girl will want you if you hang with paedophiles.
Step 2.
Get a GF.
just make sure you get one that is not on meth.
Step 3.
Give her the D.
When she sees how small it is she won't be pleased
Step 4.
She'll get another man.
Who can satisfy her much better than you can
Step 5.
Watch them fuck.
You have now successfully become a cuck.
Now you can see.
its very easy.
You might think its creepy.
but sex makes me sleepy.
so now i'm a cuck.
i just watch people fuck.
and thats ok for me.
its as simple as the ABCs.
This song has made me erect.
So i'm going to watch my gf's pussy get wrecked.
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The Black Sheep
01:39
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Back in wales.
when i was a we lad.
There was much fun, to be had.
on the farm. the breeze was calm.
i was with the animals. feeding. shoveling shit. as you do.
i go out in the field, out of sight.
i'm going to have some fun tonight.
Thats when i see her and her wonderful coat.
a lump forms in my throat.
My heart skips a beat.
i'm about, to fuck some sheep.
her name is baabra.
my first love.
I'm ready, in position.
I go in and i make her say.
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Welsh Pride
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The land of my fathers is dear to me,
Country of mods and faggots, cucks indeed:
Reporting peadophiles, so gallant and brave,
I do it for lain.
Lain!, Lain!, Pledge-ful I am to volafile!
When paedos are about.
i report them and smite,
O may i be a mod on this site.
O land of the files, the cuck's paradise,
Being able to upload camwhores is very nice,
Green and purple faggots, shitposting in chat,
All on vola are fags, fancy that.
I beg to lain to become a mod,
but he won't let me the bloody sod,
even though this injustice stands,
i will always ensure that paedos are banned.
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Cucked
03:12
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Doing Apha
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Marky Watches
01:21
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